When I tell my parents I have nothing to do.
Expectation:” Oh here’s some money, you can go to the mall with your friends.”
Reality:
“Then clean the house.”
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May 31st, 2012
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wewalkpastoursoulmateseveryday:
Titty fuckin is the most romantic way to fuck your girl cuz that’s when you closest to her heart
dying.
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- teacher:
- me:
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